Tuesday, December 3, 2013

10 Reasons Mother Gothel Would Make A Good HOH


 

 

1. Motivated: I took you, to protect you. Everything that I did was to protect... YOU You know why I keep you in this tower? Yes to keep you safe.                                                                                                                   

2. Supportive: Mother knows best. Take it from your mumsy. On your own you won't survive. Sloppy, underdressed, Immature, clumsy, Please! They'll eat you up alive! How you manage to do that every single day, without fail? It looks absolutley exhausting darling. Rapunzel: Oh... it's nothing. Mother Gothel: Then I don't know why it takes so long?                                           

3. Caring: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady.
[Rapunzel smiles]
Oh look, you're here too. : Don't be dummy, come to mummy.

4. Helpful: I really did try Rapunzel, I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it! Likes you? Please, Rapunzel, that's demented! This is why you never should have left! Dear, this whole romance that you've invented Just proves you're too naive to be here.                                                                       

5. Playful: Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying! I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling.

6. Can be Firm: You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. [Advances toward Rapunzel threateningly]
   Now I'm the bad guy... “Rapunzel, don’t ever ask to leave this tower again We're going home, Rapunzel. Now                                                       

7. Protective: Rapunzel? Rapunzel, what's going on up there? Are you alright? Now, Now. It's alright. Listen to me. Everything is as it should be. Mother how did you find me? Well it was easy really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

8. Communicates well Why would he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you-you think that he's impressed? Oh Rapunzel, did you even hear yourself? Why would ask such a ridiculous question?\ Dear, this whole romance that you've invented / Just proves you're too naive to be here

9. Loving:
Rapunzel: I met someone. Yes. The wanted thief, I'm so proud. Oh well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!

10.Truthful: No? Oh. I see how it is. Rapunzel knows best; Rapunzel's so mature now. Such a clever grown-up miss. Rapunzel knows best. Fine, if you're so sure now, Go ahead and give him this, The outside world is a dangerous place, filled with horror and selfish people” 


Bob                                                                                                             
 









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14 comments:

  1. YAY! You accepted my challenge! Hooray for Mother Gothel, the HoH to end all HoHs. Where would we be without Mother Gothel's hairbrush? That would be like Christmas without Mrs. Claus and her wooden spoon. :)

    Thanks so much for being a good sport and doing this, Bob. :)

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    1. BTW Ana...did you know Mother Gothel has a Facebook page? LOL https://www.facebook.com/TangledMotherGothel

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    2. You are more than welcome Ana it was fun looking up all the things they had about her

      Bob

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  2. This is HILARIOUS Bob!!! ROFLMBO!!! Recently watched this movie. Mother Gothel is awesome!!! GO Disney!!!

    I think that Ana is looking for Mother Gothel's hairbrush. If you find it, do send it her way!!! :D Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Thanks for stopping by Katie
      If I find her hairbrush I might have an auction for it

      Bob

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  3. ROFLMBO Bob! You did a great job in accepting Ana's challenge! I agree with Katie T...anyone finding Mother Gothel's hairbrush needs to send it to Ana! :D

    Blessings...
    Cat

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  4. very funny...I do love Tangled :-)

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    1. Hi Trep glad you enjoyed it
      You know I still haven't seen the movie

      Bob

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  5. Very cute. Do you think she would use the hand or the hairbrush to spank? Probably the brush right? lol

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  6. I have not seen this movie, but now I really want to. :) Thank you for sharing. :)

    EsMay

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