Friday, November 15, 2013

10 Reasons Why Darth Vader Would Have Been A Good HOH




Not much is going on in the Bob and Bobbie household so I thought I would have a little fun with my anti-hero Darth Vader.



1. He had a plan, was committed and consistent.

2. He never hesitated to discipline his colleagues when needed

3. He led by example never breaking the rules.


4. He wanted to see the Evil Empire grow.

5. He had very good communication skills.


6. He helps whenever he can




 7. He was always making others excel in their work



8. He practiced what he preached.

9. He was loyal




10. He had one heck of a cane












Bob


 

36 comments:

  1. LOL Bob...never thought of Darth Vader as an HoH...gonna have to give that some thought! ;)

    Blessings...
    Cat

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  2. LoL - good list - I would add the Voice, it does have that you-will-obey-me ring to it.

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  3. 11. Because of all his perfekton, was his life was pretty boring ... lol ..

    Hugs,
    Mona Lisa

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    1. Hi Mona

      nope his wife was just right

      Bob

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  4. Oh man, and I thought out cane hurt! Great analysis, Bob.

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    1. Hi Pk
      Yes he would have to have some great control on using his cane errr light sabor

      Bob

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  5. Very cute! Only if Darth Vader smacks you with his glowing cane, won't he also slice
    your bum off? Maybe not the best idea.... lol :)

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    1. The light saber is for show I would think his leather hand would do the trick

      Bob

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  6. "I find your lack of faith disturbing"
    "The force is strong with this one..."
    "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force [of my discipline implements!]"

    I can see Vader using these and many other of his lines during a session with a disobedient TiH. :)

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    1. Great sayings during a spanking lol

      Bob

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  7. OMG, I love your example. That cane would definitely be a strong factor in following his orders.

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    1. yes definitely there would be a lot of yes sirs there

      Bob

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  8. Bob I am really not so sure about some of these
    4- evil empire grow ????? how dose this make him a good hoh??
    5-good communication ????? now really with that mask - you never can tell if he is looking at you when he speaks to you! LOL
    6-Darth Vader help someone ???? Bob you are delusional about your hero really and delusions of grandeur at that!!
    Thought you might value my angelic opinon

    Crosspatch

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    1. How about these cp?

      4 He wants his wife to be all that she can be
      5 she best listen to him our face the cane
      6 yes he wants to help you to do your chores

      Bob

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  9. You are always good for a smile Bob!

    Ms Kate

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    1. If I got you to smile then I have done my job writing this blog :)

      Bob

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  10. I challenge you to do the same thing with Mother Gothel. :D

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    1. Governingana I cant refuse a challenge LOL

      But I have watch the movie I don't know any thing about her

      Bob

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    2. Just for you (okay, for my own pleasure too), I posted an introduction to Mother Gothel on my blog today. That should get you started!

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  11. LoL Bob, great list and that would make one heck of a cane!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz

      that is for show but the leather hand now that would be frightful

      Bob

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  12. Oh geez, talk about the stripes left on the butt of a girl spanked with a light saber....

    JGirl

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    1. No little lines with that thing

      Bob

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  13. HAHAHA! Love this, Bob! :) Um, Cane? They're supposed to hurt, but not slice you in half! lol I sure wouldn't want a caning with that. lol

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  14. Lol, this was great, especially the last one. :)

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    1. Hi Kenzie

      yeah the light sabor is a killer lol

      Bob

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  15. I had to come back and comment on this again. The other evening I was laying on the bed when... THWACK!!! My
    husband spanked my bum with something. I rolled over and asked, "What was that?" because it felt odd, like something
    I wasn't familiar with. Grinning widely my husband holds up this thing... I'm not certain what he has in his hand until
    he says, "Light saber." Hahahaha!!! He doesn't read blogs either. I guess great minds think alike? Oh and I have no
    idea where that light saber came from!

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  16. Hello Sara

    that is just too funny that he did that. Still laughing to myself just picturing it happening

    Bob

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    1. He really did! Glad I made you laugh :)

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