Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Sneaky Wife and A Birthday


This is a shocking story about my wife who is a sneaky, conniving little imp and how she totally surprised me on my birthday two weeks ago. On September 12, 2013 was my birthday and I turned xx years old, Bobbie kept asking me what I wanted for my birthday and as any good HOH worth their salt would say “I don’t know, you don’t have to give me anything, I got you what more can I want.” I know, I know you all are thinking that was darn noble of me and I will agree with you it was very noble of me (LOL).

Sneaky Bobbie didn’t drop it like I thought she would she started to pay close attention to me and listen to what I was saying to our online friends and unknown to me my so called friends were talking behind my back also about what they was going to do for my birthday.

Conniving Bobbie, kept me occupied by giving me things to do to distract me while she was setting up my surprise and to my amassment, she kept this a secret. She really reached down into her evil self to do this to me and to this day, I can’t believe that she was capable of doing something like this.

That little imp of a wife of mine played me like a rusty fiddle, she plucked those strings like a virtuoso, she laughed maniacally while watching me jump through some hoops. Soon the snares were set and ready to go, I woke up early and I went to the kitchen to make coffee, after my first 3 cups of coffee, I heard Walter coming into the kitchen with his walker clump clump...clump, clump. I went into the bedroom before he tied up the hallway and fired up the computer, then proceeded to the chat room to read back and well… why? To be nosy why else would I go in there WEG. Well to my surprise there was a happy birthday Bob from Alice and I didn’t think anything of it and then went about my business then I started to get phone calls from my friends wishing me a happy birthday and was asking me if Bobbie was going to give me my birthday spankings.

“Ahhhhh no” was my reply

All day they either kiked or emailed me telling me that I should get birthday spankings for this special occasion again my reply was a laughing no, I hunted down Bobbie and asked her if she knew what was going on she looked me straight in the eye and said smiling NO. While Walter was eating breakfast Bobbie asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told her "I got you what more could I want" She looked at me with the biggest smile whispered in my ear and I chocked on my coffee.

I looked at her saying "yeah right when pigs fly that will happen" well people I am here to tell you that pigs really do fly.

Nothing more was said about what that Evil Sneaky wife of mine said and we continued to do our chores around the house. Then out of the blue Bobbie requested my presence downstairs, not even looking up concentrating on laughing at the texts I was getting I said something like uh huh yeah whatever sweetheart I'll be right there then I continued to text my response to my fellow greeters. I looked up and realiesed that Bobbie was not around and then I remembered that she was in the basement getting up I went downstairs to the Landry room and she wasn’t there I called out for her, I heard a muffled voice coming from the cone of silence room (bathroom).

Opening up the door and seeing what was in front of me I gasped loudly there she was pants at half mask bent over the waist wiggling her butt saying "well are you going to give me your birthday spankings." I grabbed the sink thinking that there was something seriously wrong with me hallucinating like that when I seen that it was Bobbie in the flesh. I quickly grabbed the paddle and in a miserable shaky attempt to sound stern I asked her if she was ready for my spankings (for all the wrong reasons that sounded so right) and then I proceeded to spank her till we reached that magical number both laughing like little kids. Yep like I said pigs really do fly.

That capped off my bestest birthday that I can ever remember or so I thought.

 Later that night I get a phone call from Cat and Alec wishing me a happy birthday, she was one of the ones that helped Bobbie set this whole thing up and she informed me that a package was arriving tomorrow to make sure I was there to accept it. Well I have heard stories about spanking friends giving gifts of implements, not that I have ever done anything like that right Cat

By the time the package came, I had forgotten about my presents and Bobbie comes to me with a box and hands me the package. I looked at her in confusion and confessing right away, I didn't order any toys. Bobbie, the understanding wife that she is, laughed at me and said, "You got this from Cat" my eyes got wide and I snatched it away from her hands I clawed and scratched at the packing tape and couldn't open it. Then I stopped looked at the tape then at Bobbie’s hands then back at the tape and started to smile, but I am starting to digress. I grabbed a pair of scissors and opened the box expecting a paddle or some nice implement but what I got was two gift bags and cards. So according to some family tradition that we have, you have to look at the card first, instead of opening your presents, once more Bobbie sighing, explained this foreign concept to me.

I opened the cards and they made light of the fact that I am not only very old but blind, hair falling out and other things that don't work when one gets old. Another fleeting thought came to me "why it is these cards aren’t that funny unless I am sending them?" Putting, well tossing the cards aside I to the first bag and pulled out a black thing incased in hard plastic with a stick note on it saying for Vader Bob. After struggling to open it with pair a of scissors I opened it and out came a Darth Vader apron for when I grill and also in the box was a Darth Vader bobble head with a red light saber I was laughing so hard.

Walter had to holler at us to keep it down because he was watching Turner Classic Movies and he couldn't hear it. While we were taking pictures of the presents, they sent us I put the bobble head down on the counter, he started speaking, and we both gave a squeal of joy every time you hit the base on the table he would speak.

Bobbie doesn’t like the Darth Vader bobble head much anymore, in fact on several occasions she threatened to throw it up against the wall or accidently on purpose break it if she hears his voice one more time.

I just don’t understand it, I am sure it is not the way I use it to answer for me by slightly moving my hand to make Darth’s head say yes or no, or me taping the bobble Vader on the table listening to him speak all the time. I can’t for the life of me figure out why, oh well maybe Bobbie can explain it to me.


Bob

22 comments:

  1. Hi Bob,

    Happy belated Birthday! I'm glad you have such a wonderful day and that you got to give Bobbie your birthday spanking :) How lovely of Cat to send you the gift too. Isn't she a sweetie :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Thank you Roz

      I am a very lucky HOH

      Bob

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  2. Happy belated Birthday Bob! what a sweet sneaky wife. and so great to have such wonderful friends that appreciate a little spanko humor :-)

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    1. Hi Coral Zad
      Yes Bobbie is a sneaky wife and proud of it in this case only lol

      Bob

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  3. Now that sounds like a wonderful, wonderful birthday! Bobbie is a jewel!

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    1. Hi PK

      yes Bobbie is a gem of a gal love her

      Bob

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  4. Hi Bob, :)

    Belated Happy Birthday to you!! Sounds like a very special day indeed! You are clearly loved by your Bobbie and friends as well!

    LOL on making the bobble head say yes and no to Bobbie about decisions that you make! That made me giggle when I thought of Rob doing something like that! Must crack her up (or make her want to wring your neck!!! LOLLL)! :D Many hugs to you both,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Hello Katie

      I think she wanted to ring my neck so we came to a compromise not to shake it's head when she is talking to me and nothing will happen to the bobble head LOL

      Bob

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  5. That was very sweet of Bobbie! What a wonderful Birthday present...
    Happy belated xxth B-Day, Bob!

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    1. Hi Viola

      Bobbie sure did surprise me I had no idea she could be that sneaky now I am wondering what else she has done behind my back... :)

      Bob

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  6. This blogspoten makes me smile .. of joy for you two.
    What a pleasant surprise, Bob. These are the moments we remember in life.
    But I must say that I think the wrong person was spanked ...
    When you wrote that" well people I am here to tell you that pigs really do fly." I was like : YES!!!!!
    I had some hopes that .. lol
    Why are all the HOHs so cowardly and afraid of something that they themselves do, Bob?
    A good practical experience says more than two spankings books ... lol.
    A big hug to Bobbie.

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    1. Hello Mona

      No I checked and checked agìan that the right person got spanked and it was Bobbie.
      See even you didn't think that pigs fly and as youcan see they really do WEG
      I want you to know I have read more that two spanking books, I exceled I read 4 of them.
      Just because I give spankings that doen't mean that I don't know what they feel like lol.
      I have a question for you my dear Mona, have you spanked your husband yet? LOL
      I hope you have a super day Mona thanks for posting

      Bob

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  7. Lol, what great presents. Happy belated. :)

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  8. Hello Kenzie

    D you enjoyed the story and thanks for thhe belated bday

    Bob

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  9. sorry i'm late, bob! happy birthday to you and i'm so glad that bobbie was a good girl and took your "punishment" for you. :) ::giggles:: we love bobble heads here too, and some years ago i gave one to my husband. it was of Dwight from the show The Office. glad you had a great time! hope your year is the best yet. :)
    hugs, m.

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    1. Hi Maryanne

      This was the best birthday yet, Bobbie really surprised me that evil woman lol.
      I still play with the Vader bobble head

      Bob

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    1. Hi Revo Temmon
      You do know your reputation is now ruined because everyone will see you really do like me lol
      Thanks for stopping by.

      Bob

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  11. Happy Belated Birthday! :) And hope that Darth Vader has a chance at survival. :) Cat is so great, glad she got to bless you this way on your special day. :)

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    1. Thank you for the bday wishes Es May
      Cat is a sneaky friend and I am so glad she has blessed us with her friendship

      Bob

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    1. Thank you Terpsichore for stopping by to wish me a happy bday

      Bob

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