Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Lost My Mojo




I can’t believe it, here I was minding my own business and things were going pretty smoothly since we have gotten back on the righteous path of DD living and we were cruising along, well at least I was cruising along. Two days a week I was spanking Bobbie and if I got lucky and we were downstairs, it was even more, it was like a bonus round in some arcade shooting game and to tell you the truth, I was a very happy camper because what could be better than smacking that booty hearing her yelp with both hands waving behind her trying to protect her backside as she tries to get away and as you all know I am a certified card carrying member of the spanko club.

All you spanko’s know what I am talking about. Either you are giving or receiving a spanking when it is happening, Mama and Papa is just downright giddy never been happier. Well, heck I was so happy, I would even go downstairs help her get the clothes out of the dryer and even help fold them. Although there were a lot of accidental (never on purpose) dropping of the clothes on my part and me smacking that butt when she went to bend down and pick them up. Just hearing those word from Bobbie saying "ouch, stop that, Bob I mean it..." Eventually after 4 weeks of that she finely caught on to what I was doing . You see Bobbie is short no more than 5’8” in 6” heels and when she stretches over to get the clothes out of the washer, she has that perfect 90 degree bend, half over the edge and the other half inside the washer trying to get the cloths out of the washer (do I have to tell you what happened?) You guessed it she was spanked, beginning to see a pattern here? Whenever and wherever the opportunity presented itself, Bobbie got a smack or two maybe if I was fast enough three or four times before she could get away.

Then something strange happened. A week ago we had some “US” time scheduled, FIL was gone because we gave him a quarter to go buy some bubble gum. (Remember your parents doing that to you when you were a kid) While he was off walking with his little 4-wheel walker decked out with the streamers on the handle bars, flames on the side of the pipes and a horn to beep annoyingly at the people he passes to the corner store, we finally were going to have some time to ourselves.

After we waved goodbye to Walter (he looks like Jeff Dunham’s puppet) and telling him not to talk to or take candy from strangers, Bobbie headed back to the bedroom, while I was taking the dogs off our bed so we could use it. After dragging the dead weight out of the bedroom, I was ready to pay special attention to Bobbie’s greatest ASSet, she was lying on the bed with her cloths on, and not being in any hurry I went and laid down next to her.

We were talking about “US”, cracking jokes, cuddling each other, we did this for an hour and for that hour that we were alone, I never once had the urge to spank her, I mean what was up with that? I never had that happen to me ever. I was dumbfounded I quickly did a check of my vital signs to see if there was something wrong, took my temperature, even checked my hands to make sure they were there, looked in the mirror and stuck my tongue out to see if it was green or something.

Everything was fine, I was expecting the spanko police to come through the door any moment to demand me to turn in my spanko membership card so I ran to the closet and hanging on the wall was the In Case of Emergency HOH Hand Guidebook. I took the little wooden paddle that is chained to the box and broke the glass on the door. I took the book and with shaking hands, sat down on the bed, opened the book and under section 1.1.1. I read the fine print, it said, “Sometimes it is just OK to stop and reflect on what you have and cuddle the person lying next to you and thank her for the greatest gift she could give you, her submission


Therefore, I guess I didn’t lose my mojo after all I am still a spanko and not only am I a spanko but an appreciative spanko at that.

Bob


 

42 comments:

  1. Shouting with laughter, and loving the sweet beautiful message in the humor. You love your wife. Tara(violinwidow)

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    1. Hello there Tara
      I am so glad you laughed at the post and yes I absolutely do love Bobbie

      Bob

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  2. Very good Bob!
    Great sentiment and well written. Where can I find one of those in case of emergency books for H, it's nearly Father's Day!
    J

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    1. Hello Janey

      Thank you for saying kind words about the post as of where you can get this manual I am afraid it is a one of a kind because I got it in a garage sale LOL

      Bob

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  3. I'm happy, Bob, when I read this blog post.

    Your post is proof that there is hope for you, Bob...lol..
    What we women want is an hour of cuddling without having to worry for anything what a spanko like you, can have in your head..
    There can never be too much of cuddling.
    Hugs,
    Mona Lisa

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    1. Hello my dear Mona
      I am so glad that you think I am salvageable and Bobbie always knows what is on my mind, spanking of course WEG

      Bob

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  4. A smart man knows there is a time for spanking and a time for cuddling....good job.
    hugs abby

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    1. afternoon abby

      thank you abby for the complement

      Bob

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  5. LoL Bob, I love this. You definitely haven't lost your mojo. See ... as we TiH's like to say ... it's not ALL about the spanking! LoL. There's a time for everything ... spanking, talking cuddling, kissing etc. Good on you for accurately telling the time :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Greetings Roz

      LOL are you sure it isn't about the spankings? Oh all right the cuddling is fun too because that leads to other fun stuff WEG

      Bob

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  6. I love this, it just helps us remember that there are so many aspects to our relationships. The spanking is just the special spark we have that, in my mind, set us above other in our ability to talk and become close to one another. I think you can keep your membership card.

    Hugs,
    PK

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    1. Welcome PK

      Yes TTWD has many different faces to it not just the spanking although that is fun to

      Bob

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    1. Hi sunnygirl

      Glad you liked the post

      Bob

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  8. LOL! I saw the title and thought, no way could he be losing his mojo. Of course you didn't, you just love your wife so much and it shows. Bob & Bobbie your an inspiration in ttwd.
    Love,
    Honey

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    1. Hail Ashlee

      No I haven't lost my mojo> A little secret is that I love cuddling up next to Bobbie and thank you for saying that I am an inspiration in TTWD and I will humbly accept it. Thank you friend

      Bob

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  9. Bucko and I are card carrying members too, but sometimes we just don't want it. There are no ninjas that are going to come pull your card just because you enjoy other time with your wife. It makes you the best kind of spanko, the one that is also a good husband.

    TL

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    1. Hello TL

      Nope not worried about losing my card and what you have said is so true thanks for commenting on my post

      Bob

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  10. Loved your post. We all need snuggle and laughing sometimes.
    Kim

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    1. Greetings R&amp

      so true sometimes we don't do it enough

      Bob

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  11. Loved the post. Good job.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Hi there Ronnie

      Thanks for stoping by glad you liked it

      Bob

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  12. Ahh very nice! That just means your guys are doing great! Enjoy!

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    1. welcome Julia

      Thank you and at the moment we are doing great

      Bob

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  13. What a sweet post! I love all the imagery in it. Glad you got to spend some quality time
    with Bobbi :)

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    1. Hello quiet sara

      I love spending quality time with Bobbie.

      Bob

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  14. Very cute post Bob! Happy you are happy.

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    1. welcome Wilam

      Thanks for stopping by for a bit.

      Bob

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  15. There are many ways to show your love, Bob, I'll bet Bobbie appreciates some more than others (lol). Glad you two have each other and your FIL still can chew gum!

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    1. Greetings Cygnet

      Oh my fil still can do many things ,he can hear very good :(
      but we are enjoying him while we have him

      Bob

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  16. I was laughing through this whole thing - and read some of it out loud to my hubby. We love the puppet "Walter" and got such a kick of how you described your FIL heading down the street with his fancy walker.

    So glad that you and Bobbie got to enjoy just being snuggly together - that's precious!

    :)

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    1. hello Cali mom

      fil showed us a picture when he was about 6 yrs old and he looked like a little kid Walter
      Bobbie thought I was mean describing him like that but started to laugh when she was thinking about it

      Bob

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  17. So cute! I agree, I don't think you lost your spanking mojo at all, I just think you were in a perfect moment and didn't have to add anything to it!

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    1. Hi Kenzie

      your right I was in the right spot at the right time, right where I needed to be

      Bob

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  18. Bob, I think you have a great idea for a new product. “In Case of Emergency HOH Hand Guidebook”. I would like to place my order for one right now.. Hope I get a discount for pre-ordering..
    Alice

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    1. Oh sweet Alice

      No I can't give you one because that was bought at a yard sale LOL

      Bob

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  19. so sweet...there is time for everything...cuddling is nice

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    1. Hello Trep

      Cuddling is very nice and watching Bobbie purrrrr was pretty satisfying to

      Bob

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  20. LOVE Walter. :) Can just imagine him walking down the street to get gum with that walker. LOL You're right, part of being a spanko is not just the spankings, but enjoying the effects of them as well. What good is helping Bobbie become submissive if you never take time to enjoy the submission. :)

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    1. Hi Es May

      So true, but you didn't hear this from me I like cuddling next to her, it just relaxes me and I know all is right in my world when I am next to her.

      Bob

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  21. And this is why I can't stop reading. All the wonderful serious posts that I love and then this. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

    ~HanneSharp

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  22. Hello Hanna

    I am so glad you thought it was so funny, we did to.

    Bob

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