Friday, November 15, 2013
10 Reasons Why Darth Vader Would Have Been A Good HOH
Not much is going on in the Bob and Bobbie household so I thought I would have a little fun with my anti-hero Darth Vader.
1. He had a plan, was committed and consistent.
2. He never hesitated to discipline his colleagues when needed
3. He led by example never breaking the rules.
4. He wanted to see the Evil Empire grow.
5. He had very good communication skills.
6. He helps whenever he can
7. He was always making others excel in their work
8. He practiced what he preached.
9. He was loyal
10. He had one heck of a cane
Bob
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LOL Bob...never thought of Darth Vader as an HoH...gonna have to give that some thought! ;)
ReplyDeleteBlessings...
Cat
a scary though isn't it WEG
DeleteBob
LoL - good list - I would add the Voice, it does have that you-will-obey-me ring to it.
ReplyDeletethen we have 11 reasons LOL
DeleteBob
11. Because of all his perfekton, was his life was pretty boring ... lol ..
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Mona Lisa
Hi Mona
Deletenope his wife was just right
Bob
Oh man, and I thought out cane hurt! Great analysis, Bob.
ReplyDeleteHi Pk
DeleteYes he would have to have some great control on using his cane errr light sabor
Bob
lol nice bob :-D
ReplyDeleteThank you CZ
DeleteBob
Very cute! Only if Darth Vader smacks you with his glowing cane, won't he also slice
ReplyDeleteyour bum off? Maybe not the best idea.... lol :)
The light saber is for show I would think his leather hand would do the trick
DeleteBob
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
ReplyDelete"The force is strong with this one..."
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force [of my discipline implements!]"
I can see Vader using these and many other of his lines during a session with a disobedient TiH. :)
Great sayings during a spanking lol
DeleteBob
OMG, I love your example. That cane would definitely be a strong factor in following his orders.
ReplyDeleteyes definitely there would be a lot of yes sirs there
DeleteBob
Bob I am really not so sure about some of these
ReplyDelete4- evil empire grow ????? how dose this make him a good hoh??
5-good communication ????? now really with that mask - you never can tell if he is looking at you when he speaks to you! LOL
6-Darth Vader help someone ???? Bob you are delusional about your hero really and delusions of grandeur at that!!
Thought you might value my angelic opinon
Crosspatch
How about these cp?
Delete4 He wants his wife to be all that she can be
5 she best listen to him our face the cane
6 yes he wants to help you to do your chores
Bob
You are always good for a smile Bob!
ReplyDeleteMs Kate
If I got you to smile then I have done my job writing this blog :)
DeleteBob
I challenge you to do the same thing with Mother Gothel. :D
ReplyDeleteGoverningana I cant refuse a challenge LOL
DeleteBut I have watch the movie I don't know any thing about her
Bob
Just for you (okay, for my own pleasure too), I posted an introduction to Mother Gothel on my blog today. That should get you started!
DeleteLoL Bob, great list and that would make one heck of a cane!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
Hi Roz
Deletethat is for show but the leather hand now that would be frightful
Bob
Oh geez, talk about the stripes left on the butt of a girl spanked with a light saber....
ReplyDeleteJGirl
No little lines with that thing
DeleteBob
HAHAHA! Love this, Bob! :) Um, Cane? They're supposed to hurt, but not slice you in half! lol I sure wouldn't want a caning with that. lol
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked Es May
DeleteBob
cute ...thanks for the smile :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are so very welcome Terps
DeleteBob
Lol, this was great, especially the last one. :)
ReplyDeleteHi Kenzie
Deleteyeah the light sabor is a killer lol
Bob
I had to come back and comment on this again. The other evening I was laying on the bed when... THWACK!!! My
ReplyDeletehusband spanked my bum with something. I rolled over and asked, "What was that?" because it felt odd, like something
I wasn't familiar with. Grinning widely my husband holds up this thing... I'm not certain what he has in his hand until
he says, "Light saber." Hahahaha!!! He doesn't read blogs either. I guess great minds think alike? Oh and I have no
idea where that light saber came from!
Hello Sara
ReplyDeletethat is just too funny that he did that. Still laughing to myself just picturing it happening
Bob
He really did! Glad I made you laugh :)
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